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Hollywood Demotivational Poster

194 Minutes -

TAGS: titanic disaster film hollywood history
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:26 pm
I wondered why it took so long... Now to warn people about the relationship between "525,600 minutes" and sitting through a seen of "Rent".

70'S HUMOR - There's no school like the old school.

The Big Sleep -

TAGS: lauren becall hollywood legend film
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - August 14, 2014, 2:21 am
Yes. I noticed that after Robin Williams died, people seemed to forget all about Mr. Garner. I've always been a fan of James Garner, moreso than of Robin Williams. Although, both had a lot of talent.
Greybeard - August 14, 2014, 12:02 am
Yes, I forgot about Maverick. May they all RIP...
steve1961 - August 13, 2014, 11:56 pm
James Garner died, as well.
Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:27 pm
They say everything comes in three's but hope it stops at 2.
premiumgrade - August 13, 2014, 8:40 am
Sweet. She was one of the classiest broads in Hollywood. It's been a sad couple of days.


From The Earth To The Moon -

TAGS: hollywood computers movies earth moon
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - June 19, 2014, 7:09 am


predictions -

TAGS: 3d movies films hollywood future
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 31, 2013, 1:45 am
Ye5, but not as awesome as that 3D in Back to the Future.


TAGS: hollywood squares
Rating: 4.55/5

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WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 6:34 pm
i lol'd so much at this
Ozbad - January 19, 2012, 1:20 am
very funny

MORDOR - Oh wait, no it's just more arson fires in Hollywood ...

TAGS: mordor arson fires in hollywood
Rating: 4.42/5

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CloudchaserS - January 2, 2012, 10:06 am
If the perp were going around setting boxes of cornflakes and Cheerios on fire, would he be called a cereal arsonist?

The Big Picture -

TAGS: life death fate destiny hollywood
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - July 26, 2014, 10:42 pm
3rd degree burns... :)
GaryO - July 26, 2014, 10:35 am
it hurts r-e-a-l gud.
Oldsod - July 26, 2014, 9:31 am
...but where'5 the fun in that?


TAGS: hollywood cocaine drinking partying relapse
Rating: 4.75/5

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agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 12:02 am
The cornerstone of any successful business... repeat customers! 5L
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 9:04 pm

lol...love it.

"CAPITALISM IS EVIL" - Oh, puleeeese - dude you've made millions in your industry - WHATEVER!

TAGS: moore liberals capitalism hollywood pig
Rating: 3.4/5

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WTFO - November 15, 2009, 11:44 pm
WKU, your sentence didn't need the "to know the difference" at the end. v/r
whatukno - November 15, 2009, 2:33 pm
Moore loves capitalism, he hates corporatism. He's just too stupid to know the difference.
KDP3 - September 7, 2009, 12:55 am
@ LogicDude trust me if Mr.Moore does move to Cuba he won't stay after finding out about the rations laws.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:03 am
For my follow-up at Cannes, I will have tackled the controversial subject of kittens.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:02 am
A classic soon to be released example of "argument by anecdote". With that technique, and enough queeludes to keep a film crew operational and compliant, I can prove that babies are evil. And not just the ones that look like Charles Manson.
Haarakkon - September 6, 2009, 11:40 pm
I was to to blame the dingo.
LogicDude - September 6, 2009, 11:35 pm
I think he ate your baby. He wants his babyback, babyback, babyback, babyback...
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 11:32 pm
How sweet, Haar.... he does have a certain look to him... like a cuddly Janet Reno.
Haarakkon - September 6, 2009, 11:29 pm
I love Michael Moore. Not the infatuated, star-struck, idol-worshipping kind of love, but the deep-seated, eternal soul-mates kind of love. I just wish he'd be more timely with the child-support.
north star - September 6, 2009, 11:20 pm
Working on the pixellation, apologies for previous, less than 4.0 work.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 11:11 pm
This poster, pixelation notwithstanding, is just a brilliant slap in the face to the thousands of motifakers here who post "I love Michael Moore" crap all over this site. A much needed effort. Well done.
LogicDude - September 6, 2009, 11:05 pm
Since he seems to hate his own country so much why doesn't he move to Cuba or Venezuela...let's see how they react to his moviemaking. I'll even buy his ticket!
mallen - September 6, 2009, 10:52 pm
Michael Moore can go f*** himself. No one else will, that we can all agree on.


TAGS: achilles troy brad pitt pretty punk hollywood
Rating: 3.09/5

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Sean - September 29, 2009, 11:22 pm
Cool poster. And I don't have a problem with the casting choice.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:19 pm
In the Odessey, he was sufficiently "pretty" to masquerade as one of the girls at one point, but they found him by throwing some weapons in on a table - and he automatically grabbed one.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:20 pm
I made this. I forgot to log. Please! No anon hating 1 votes!

Movies -

TAGS: don t breathe hollywood horror spoof
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 29, 2016, 11:39 pm
Thank you
concern3 - August 29, 2016, 2:56 am
Nice one, UP yours
mizzdizz - August 29, 2016, 12:16 am
The Wayne's brothers doing a horror poof spoof? It'd be a real gasser!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 28, 2016, 3:27 pm
So long as the Wayne's brothers or Simon Pegg don't have anything to do with it. Lol. I apologize if you find either funny - no offense. :D
mizzdizz - August 28, 2016, 11:18 am
Ya know, that might make a great spoof! ^!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 28, 2016, 8:52 am
Well now the movie just got funnier. XD
Silverheart - August 28, 2016, 6:22 am

Inspired by actual events, as recounted by the survivors.

PAUL - What is a good reason for pounding meat? Loneliness

TAGS: the best hollywood squares
Rating: 4.15/5

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suenero - September 20, 2010, 5:36 pm
Loved Paul Lynde.Period!
agdaniele - February 19, 2010, 8:36 pm
Loved Paul Lynde on this game!!!!!! He was great!


The Road To Hollywood -

Home Of The Brave -

TAGS: bergdahl freedom hollywood military army
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 17, 2014, 3:36 am
It started with Iran-Contra.

The 13th Floor Please -

Center Stage -

The Terms Of Endearment -

TAGS: fame hollywood stardom life death
Rating: 4.93/5

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Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:09 am
Thank you MissPriss :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 1:53 am
5L piece of work there crotchety!
Greybeard - August 17, 2014, 10:26 pm
Thank you :)
GaryO - August 17, 2014, 10:09 am
Great composition, GB.

more concrete proof -

TAGS: stupid hollywood b movies sharks
Rating: 4.8/5

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Oldsod - May 5, 2014, 6:13 pm
You forgot "Sharktopus."
Cannabal - May 5, 2014, 4:31 pm
I believe Hollywood's version of this film was called "Pacific Rim."
Sho - May 5, 2014, 4:31 pm
Like with Sharknado and Ghost Shark, I didn't even bother watching the trailers

Rustin Cohle played by Matthew McConaughey -

TAGS: god religion atheist hollywood oscars
Rating: 4.75/5

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AngeliaLNance - June 3, 2015, 8:25 am
I want to buy Hitler poster


MOTION PICTURES - Dumbing Down the masses. One sequel at a time.

TAGS: bingo sequel dingo hollywood
Rating: 4.31/5

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TheOne - January 2, 2011, 4:42 pm
*facepalm*Bingo ate my baby...funny btw.
LiquidSquid - December 29, 2010, 10:04 pm
"Bingo eat me baby"
Moshe - December 27, 2010, 8:00 am
Thanks, I could spend my time coming up with a solution for world hunger. Or Irritable Bowel Syndrome. But being a man on the Cyber Grassy Knoll is far more entertaining.
Reality Lord - December 27, 2010, 5:45 am



TAGS: missi pyle jenny mccarthy paris hilton kim kardashian hollywood women
Rating: 4.25/5

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steve1961 - June 8, 2014, 2:25 pm
She's 21. She's advertised as Japan's Lady GaGa...
Reality Lord - June 8, 2014, 11:32 am

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu...um please tell me she's older than the 9yr old they have her made up as. just totally wrong.
Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 8:31 pm

Do you even google, bro? Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is a J-pop star... see my sig in the forum. And I'd love to do some Kamasutra activities with her!
steve1961 - June 6, 2014, 10:57 am
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu? Is that some kind of Kama Sutra thing? With an octopus, no doubt...
Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 9:16 am

1 beauty out of the 4 (Kim's h**, I don't care), Jenny McCarthy's funny sometimes... other than that, I couldn't care less about them. Give me Kyary Pamyu Pamyu anyday
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2014, 12:23 am
No worries, Sho. Sometimes it's difficult to tell on the internet... and texting.
Sho - June 5, 2014, 11:29 am
No need to apologize. I wasn't offended :)
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:58 am
Personality? Character? Face? Health issues? Things can be overlooked....‘cept that enormous hind end of Miss K. She could be the next Robert Crumb model, of which I’m a huge fan....of Robert Crumb....aaand humongous hind ends.
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:57 am
As for me, I can appreciate Sho’s stance in regard to those poor maligned sweeties. As for those ladies themselves, hey, I do love a smorgasbord.
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:56 am
Well, imagine that, crotchetyoldcynic is being a crotchety old cynic. Opines can be shared without provocation. No need to apologize, cynic.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:23 am
But we can agree to disagree. And if I've offended you in any way - poster or comment - it was NOT my intention, I apologize.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:15 am
. . . and it's darker than any film could depict. It's commendable that you want to see the good in people, especially at Motifake and in your life. I just can't regarding the film industry.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:07 am
Granted, there are people who get into acting with the best intentions. But to believe that everybody's intentions in Hollywood is pure, would be naive. Now I don't want to sound cliched, but I've had friends and family go to Hollywood and Disney . . .
Greeny - June 4, 2014, 10:04 pm
I heard Paris could f**kup a County Fair
Sho - June 4, 2014, 4:48 pm
i see its more, lets say, fun and easier to think badly of someone, than to actually walk in their shoes, or figure out what really happened. but yes, people like you, who bash what you hate instead of promote what you love, are making them famous too
Sho - June 4, 2014, 4:45 pm
those are good reasons to think they have some s*d without even knowing them personally? better just believe what the media wants you to think and judge by what you hear/see, not what you know. Any guy could say the same about your mom/sister/girlfriend 2
maoworks2 - June 4, 2014, 1:00 pm
Point Taking .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:37 am
Lastly, any average guy you ask would most likely say that they'd "t@p that." What stops those in power - in complete control of their career - to do the same? . . . . . I fear I may have said too much, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:32 am
That's basically why I logically believe that certain ones in the aforementioned have something, despite what they themselves actually believe to be cured.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:25 am
"cures." E.g. polio is making a comeback. And as medical science has proven (or not proven) nothing is cured - not even cancer. Everything is in remission, slowly mutating into something stronger; more resistant to treatment.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:19 am
I think if one climbed the ladder to success with no real talent (excluding bedroom talent), according to any and all home videos that were "accidentally left in the open", there's no doubt that medically something is incubating despite so called
Greybeard - June 4, 2014, 8:24 am
Super. 5 HoLlywood faceLifts
Sho - June 4, 2014, 7:52 am
Why do people always a**ume they have s*d?
Reality Lord - June 4, 2014, 6:55 am

Meh...shoot me. I've always had a thing for paris

Reboot, Remake, Sequel? -

TAGS: hollywood movie reboot remake sequel
Rating: 4/5

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CloudchaserS - June 10, 2013, 12:29 am
I'd like to see the runway they used. I hear that based on the speed and length of screentime, it's 28.75 miles long

Nathan Lane -

Bizarre -

TAGS: tom cruise movies hollywood crap 2013
Rating: 3.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 24, 2013, 4:22 pm
Just for everybody's information, I'm NOT a scientologist . . . or a die hard Cruise fan.

HEY ROSIE O'DONNELL - The delivery guy is here with your lunch.

UNACCEPTABLE! - We were promised limos and fanfares!

Explanation -

TAGS: producers hollywood movies accountants money
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 15, 2016, 5:37 pm
So true. I've had enough of those movies. In fact, I don't bother going to see them anymore. It gets stale fast.
MissPriss - October 15, 2016, 11:25 am
And the writers keep reading their DC and Marvel comics.

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